For those of you who may begin to think of the bubble I put Elianna in as a sort of personal neurosis I have contracted, let me share with you this story. It is one of many that are now my normal.
I left the newspaper sitting on the floor. Elianna grabbed it and began shredding away, and before I could even get to her, she had it in her mouth. She sucked a newspaper page. Within 15 minutes she was violently vomiting.
A quick google search showed me what I feared - newspapers are now printed with soy based ink.